DARING TO BE 40

The headless lady was popular at certain types of party
Wow, what a fun party that was. Many people who I would not have remembered until we met again – but that’s where the joy of photography comes in…sometimes.

Close...

...much closer

"He thinks I'm Driving" "She thinks that's Vodka"

"Two more of those and I can get her that tattoo"

Luckily she was caught by Elastic girl

I married a Mannequin!

Yeah, it's as big as my thumb

and the best thing is...he doesn't speak English

..nor does his friend.

"...and listen, Connery" I said "your jealous because Seve asked for my autograph first..."

"...of course I can fake it, I am an actress..."

Pretty Cake - somewhere in there

Rule No: 27 - Never miss an opportunity for public speaking

Once a Show Girl...

..."and one more thing"... "I said the Pole dancer wants your number"

No - I keep telling you - there is nobody in there !

It's alright, he's with me...

It suddenly dawned on her that it might not be Michael Jackson

They thought I said "show me your Botox'

Dwarf paparazzi are all the rage these days

Every Freddie look alike has his day

Right party, Wrong part of Town

'...and can I get off my knees now..' he begged

I know her but can't place her right now

"self-strangulation can put a kick back into your life" he said to her eternal fascination

Winner of the Stupid Shorts and Shoes contest 2010
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